Cats Eat Toast

I write a lot of crap.

There really should be an Assassin’s Creed game where you ONLY play as Desmond.

dreamwillneverdie:

rockerfox999:

No Animus.

No ancestors.

Just Desmond trying to survive in the 21st century with his assassin abilities he learned while in the Animus.

Unpopular opinion ahead: Desmond is, by far, the most unlikable character in this series. I’d much rather play an AC game with 0 Desmond. :(

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tank-baby:

“This never fucking happened.”

tank-baby:

This never fucking happened.

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djkaeru:

jambandit:

Anonymous asked you:
Are you still taking request? If you are can I request Ezio recruiting Anders into the Assassins.

okay I probably like this a lot more than I should vwv`

yes yes yes yes yes please recruit him Ezio!!!>W<

djkaeru:

jambandit:

Anonymous asked you:

Are you still taking request? If you are can I request Ezio recruiting Anders into the Assassins.

okay I probably like this a lot more than I should vwv`

yes yes yes yes yes please recruit him Ezio!!!>W<

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pwnlove:

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djkaeru:

if only Anders could know some dalish magic….:/ maybe velanna had taught him a spell or two? «&#160;that magic she used when we first met her is really impressive, isn’t it?
walked by some fallen bushes today on my way home :/….must be caused by the typhoon the day before….what a pity we don’t have dalish magic to revive them…:/

so bootiful

djkaeru:

if only Anders could know some dalish magic….:/ maybe velanna had taught him a spell or two? « that magic she used when we first met her is really impressive, isn’t it?

walked by some fallen bushes today on my way home :/….must be caused by the typhoon the day before….what a pity we don’t have dalish magic to revive them…:/

so bootiful

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the-strongest-in-gensokyo:

Don’t listen to him Akihiko, keep your shirt off. 

the-strongest-in-gensokyo:

Don’t listen to him Akihiko, keep your shirt off. 

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kakimari:

zawehzaweh:

wecansexy:

justalittlemoon:

GASP
THIS WOULD BE AWESOME

oh my god what a fun thing please do this 

alrighty i need to warm up anyway

BAHAHA SURE

kakimari:

zawehzaweh:

wecansexy:

justalittlemoon:

GASP

THIS WOULD BE AWESOME

oh my god what a fun thing please do this 

alrighty i need to warm up anyway

BAHAHA SURE

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